'Sarcastic Fringehead',
'arbarry' => 'Wunderpus photogenicus',
'p_bhatt' => 'Spiny Lumpsucker',
'v_bodapati' => 'Pleasing Fungus Beetle',
'stbonfie' => 'Pink Fairy Armadillo',
'h_choi22' => 'Raspberry Crazy Ant',
'ljcrotts' => 'Satanic Leav-Tailed Gecko',
'jdfink' => 'Tasselled Wobbegong',
'pmhayes' => 'Hellbender',
'jaiacouc' => 'Chicken Turtle',
'jejon23' => 'Star-Nosed Mole',
's_khan9' => 'Red-Lipped Batfish',
'n_khant' => 'Goblin Shark',
'jbmillik' => 'Leafy Seadragon',
'a_taweel' => 'Frilled-Necked Lizard',
'jlterrell' => 'Moustached Puffbird',
'a_thummalap' => 'Fried Egg Jellyfish',
'joe' => 'Boring Animal Name'
);
$user = $_COOKIE['q5user'];
$animal = $secrets[$user];
if ($animal == '') {
echo 'You changed the username, but not to something I recognize!
';
} else if ($user == 'joe') {
echo 'Hey Joe! Where are you going with that gun in your hand? No animal for you!
';
} else {
echo 'Congratulations! Your secret animal is "'.$animal.'"
';
echo 'For the next step, the administrator page is pretty locked down. There\'s a link to a secret page that you could open from that page.... there\'s no way to get to the administrator page though. Oh well, you must be out of luck.
';
}
?>